Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
