He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Randomize
