Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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