well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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