It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
She's the barista slut.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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