By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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