i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My bed smells like the plague
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
