Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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