You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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