so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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