Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
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How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
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If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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