Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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