I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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