they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
You can't special order awesome
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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