I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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