How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Randomize
