Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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