I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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