hotel room ftw
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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