Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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