I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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