there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
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Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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