You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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