What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Randomize
