My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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