theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
They have beer where we have blood.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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