he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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