Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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