i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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