how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
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Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
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Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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