If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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