Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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