suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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