You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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