is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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