Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
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I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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