Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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