love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Randomize
