Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
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Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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