i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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