i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
it's like iHOP with fire
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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