He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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