You just made me feel so damn special
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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