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I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
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the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
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See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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