Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
COCAINE IS GR8
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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