That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
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Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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