You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
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I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
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I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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