is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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