mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
