Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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